Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Baffles as if to say

as if to say

Here we have The Rock (yes

Who needs wisdom when you can just keep dodging it

For those who know how to push boundaries with a smirk

Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Baffles as if to sayThe most bizarre crossover of pop culture history! Introducing the Teehee nage Mutant Ninja Turtle t shirt where Michael Jacksons moonwalk meets mutant crime fighting. This shirt imagines MJ, not as the King of Pop, but as the teenage mutant ninja turtle we never asked for, but desperately needed. Dressed in a shell, wielding nunchucks, and rocking that infamous glove, hes here to save the sewers, one hee hee at a time. Who wouldnt want to see MJ