Death by Coconuts Dark Souls author of Clown in a

author of Clown in a Cornfield

Working for Thorne

allowing them to shoot one final time upon their untimely deaths

Focusing on the technical specifications of both opponents

Death by Coconuts Dark Souls author of Clown in aYou're on an afterlife cruise to the totally tropical island of Eternal Paradise your final destination If you catch our drift. On the way, your ship slams into a rock, not far from the sad sandy shores of Purgatory Island. You manage to escape the sinking vessel on a trusty inflatable flamingo and reach the shore, self assured that you've survived a shipwreck and shark infested waters only to be bludgeoned by a falling coconut. What are the chances?!